Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea
I have a coffee somewhere in my apartment from 3 days ago and I don’t know where it has gone.
when ppl you hate try to be friends with you
i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
Francis Alys - Sometimes Making Something Leads to Nothing (1997)
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done